Ski masks!!

Hey everyone! Today it national ski mask day in my world so why not in yours!!! Put on that old ski mask wear it to school or work!!! Animal ski masks are always welcome!! Aloha to ski masks the fad that is sweeping the nation!

Auntie Nuance's Tales of Trite

If a Nightgown is evening wear than is a suit of armor silverware? Thats pretty cool if it is because if you had one than you would never need to worry about loosing your kitchen utensils, unless you are really bad at remembering where your suits of armor are... freak.

Songs

These are some pretty cool songs, try them out!
-Sara Bareilles - Love song
-LUCE - Buy a Dog
-Grace Potter And The Nocturnals - Ah Mary
-Amy Winehouse - Back to Black
-Gorillaz - 19/2000 ( soulchild remix)
-Plain White T's - Hey there Delila
-Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats

Auntie Nuance's Tales of Trite

What can you do on a rainy Saturday with a ear of corn and a narwhal?

1. Prod the narwhal.
2. Stab the narwhal.
3. Feed the narwhal.
4. Eat the narwhal.
5. Be the narwhal!!!!

Turquoise Orangutan Kits

Turquoise Orangutan Kits, the hottest new candy, are sweeping the nation with their orangu-tangy goodness. Who doesn't want to try a turquoise orangutan that comes in all different sorts of tangy flavors! TOKs ( turquoise orangutan kits) are so delicious that stores are selling out everywhere! Everyone seems to be eating these wonderful TOKs. Hold on one second, I'm getting something! Ahhhhh! This just in, the favored TOKs have been reported as being filled with an new addictive flavoring!!!! If you care about yourself don't let yourself or any loved ones near TOKs! This is a life and death situation!!! Signing off, Sozzy.

Calm down this is a joke

Oxymorons

Ahhhhh, sanitary landfills made by idiot savants in a humanitarian invasion..... it is a genuine imitation of hells angels clearly confused on a working vacation. The funky white guy started a friendly fire with clean coal with the help of little giants, after that they were vaughly aware of their virtual reality in which they held a mellow party with light beer, jumbo shrimp, diet ice cream, and designer jeans.

Sub-lemon-al Messages

Many people *coke* need to *coke* find a
*coke* solution to *coke* dehydration, but

*coke* the only *coke* thing they *coke* need is *coke*
to drink *coke* more water.